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THANK YOU, REDDIT!

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My wife has multiple personalities and I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, so we make an unusual couple.

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She was breathing actually rather normally.

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I looked at my wife in the sideview mirror and thought to myself that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

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My girlfriend said she lost her keys and would be home later.

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A mom came into the ER claiming that her 5 month old broke his arm while crawling out of its crib.

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"You guys like bumper cars?" dad asked me and my little brother.

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"yeah baby! You like that, you can say no if you don't like it" - he whispers this in my ear every night.

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On Halloween day, little Bobby was beheaded and his body was left in a cornfield.

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My wife asked me to get the vacuum cleaner from the basement.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
THANK YOU, REDDIT!	71
My wife has multiple personalities and I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, so we make an unusual couple.	71
She was breathing actually rather normally.	71
I looked at my wife in the sideview mirror and thought to myself that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.	71
My girlfriend said she lost her keys and would be home later.	71
A mom came into the ER claiming that her 5 month old broke his arm while crawling out of its crib.	71
"You guys like bumper cars?" dad asked me and my little brother.	71
"yeah baby! You like that, you can say no if you don't like it" - he whispers this in my ear every night.	71
On Halloween day, little Bobby was beheaded and his body was left in a cornfield.	71
My wife asked me to get the vacuum cleaner from the basement.	71